This will slow down the bottling line, I suppose, but I think the idea of combining taxidermy and brewing has rich potential. Trout could hold craft beer from Colorado. Brooklyn Beer could come in pigeons. Just think of the marketing opportunity that pony kegs would provide – though I suppose it could be traumatic for a little girl who was excited that Daddy’s party is going to have ponies.

I don’t even want to think about inserting the bottles…
This was a good one. Probably best that you didn’t explore Tall Boys.
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